yadeer

jumpingoffthepier:

this is so fucking true omg

this is so fucking true omg

parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name
me: in five years it'll be my last name
parents: what
me: 
me: what

for some reason i have this unrealistic expectation that sometime in the future i will be really attractive and desirable and fun to be around and successful

wordsofthewounded:

Ever

We’re all a little messed up inside.